My name

I just found out the true meaning of my first name:

DUANE
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English, Irish
Pronounced: DWAYN, də-WAYN [key]
Anglicized form of the Gaelic name Dubhan which means "little and dark", derived from dubh "dark, black" combined with a diminutive suffix.

In other words, my name is Little and Dark Black.

Oh man....