I can't believe it...

This is the actual name of a store here in Singapore. They sell swimwear.

I couldn't work there just because I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face when answering the phone.

"Hello! Thank you for calling ----------. How can I help you?"

dude...

(notice there is no one behind the counter. If fact, there was no one anywhere near or in that store. I rest my case...)