This was the expression on my face the first time I saw posters in the men's public bathrooms here in Singapore giving instructions on how to...er...aim - complete with bulls-eyes.
There's a website called, "Gullible.info" No explanation needed, but I do offer some extracts:
• Elephants don't have ankles.
• Despite two extreme outliers -- Oregon on one side, New York City on the other -- an average American bathes more often than an average person of any other nationality.
• Over forty-five years of space exploration, no fewer than six dogs, eleven cats, four thousand mice and an aquarium-full of crickets are believed to have been stranded in low Earth orbit.
• More people are burned by toaster ovens than by regular ovens.
• May is national Toaster Oven Safety Awareness month.
• One in five people carries with them a key for which they have forgotten the use.
• "Toyota" is a conjugation of the Japanese word for "War Machine."
• Boston University researchers found that people separated from their cell phones for two days showed signs of withdrawal.
Whether any of these are true or not, I don't know. But they make you go, "hmmm..."
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